Hipster Afterlives

Your life is replayed. All the things you enjoyed ironically are now enjoyed sincerely, and vice versa.


God shows you his vinyl collection.

It’s amazing.


It turns out that God is just a slob like one of us. You’re so pissed off. Hate that song.


“Hi,” say the microbes. “We’re your gastrointestinal flora. We were into you before you were cool.”

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