The Dark Knight Rises

ALFRED: ‘e grew up in a hellhole called the Philosophy Department of the University of Ljubljana.They call ‘im Badger.

BADGER: Grrr! Argh! Muhaha! Down with the oppressors! Less than nothing! Blood of the workers!

He twists the head off a rich puppy.

BADGER: Show trials for all! Violence! Dialectic!

He puts up a poster of Stalin and signs a book deal.

PETER LORRE: Hey, why don’t you condemn the Gotham City financial industry for massive systemic fraud and economic vandalism?

BADGER: Screw you, liberal.

He eats him.

THE GOTHAM CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT: Herp in the name of the derp!

THE BATMAN arrives in the The Batman Helicopter and punches and punches and punches and punches and punches and punches and punches and Oh, hey, look, there’s CATWOMAN.

CATWOMAN: Rrrrrrrowr.

THE AUDIENCE: Yay!

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2 responses to “The Dark Knight Rises

  1. Herp! In the name of derp! (Before you derp my herp!)

    • Ah well ah herp herp derp, herp is the derp / Herp herp derp, herp is the derp / Don’t you know, about the derp / Everybody knows that the herp is the derp / HERPIN’ DERRRRRP

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