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Whether or not one thinks of pornography in and of itself, its use as a way of indicating the ne plus ultra of non-pornographic forms of cultural consumption is ill-advised. The next time you see some blogger referring to “harpsichord porn” or “corridor porn,” you are invited to pursue this metaphor to its limits.

“These expensive bookshelves are inducing in me the physical symptoms of sexual arousal.”

“These photographs of artfully prepared dishes are generating an unrealistic set of expectations regarding the frequency, variety and perversity of meals prepared for me by my partner.”

“These views of the Orion Nebula transmitted by the Hubble Space Telescope constitute an imagined scenario which enables me to masturbate without the need for potentially troubling introspection or creativity.”

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