List of Earth Ingredients Which May Thwart an Alien Invasion, Should This Occur

Water
Salt
Salt water
Sea salt
Paprika
Manila folders
Gum arabic
The scent of a woman
Peroxide bleach
Gearbox fluid
Polyunsaturated vegetable oil
Iron filings
Nail clippings
The laughter of children
Rattlesnake venom
Bullets
The tears of children
Ballpoint pens, the balls of which were once made of osmium, which the aliens are deathly allergic to so that even though they don’t use osmium in the pens anymore they still get all freaked out about them
Lightbulb filaments, for the same reason
Carbon dioxide
Chocolate

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