Ute-ilitarianism

For this political dispute
Australia is going mad:
I think we just like saying “ute”.

In other lands they’ll up and shoot
You if you say the leader’s bad,
For this political dispute

Is seen as neither wise nor cute
In Tehran or Islamabad.
I think we just like saying “ute”.

There’s Berlusconi’s prostitute
(He’s old enough to be her dad!)
For this political dispute,

Or England’s, where they’ve got a beaut,
Would not fly here: too dull and sad.
I think we just like saying “ute”.

They say that Turnbull’s quite astute,
But I don’t give a hanging chad
For this political dispute;
I think we just like saying “ute”.

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