The Tweets of Sin – Bloomsday on Twitter

malachi LOL RT @agenbiteofinwit It is a symbol of Irish Art. The cracked lookingglass of a servant.

agenbiteofinwit @malachi Usurper.

malachi @agenbiteofinwit Ah, come off it Kinch, drinks tonight. Your shout!

agenbiteofinwit Marking. I hate marking. Little snotnosed fools.

agenbiteofinwit Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more, thought through my eyes.

agenbiteofinwit Signature of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot.

agenbiteofinwit Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane.

agenbiteofinwit Damn, why is it you’re unfollowing me whenever I get onto Aquinas. You illiterate cornerboys.

lbloom Yum, kidney for breakfast. Nice hams that woman in butcher’s had.

martha93: henryflower is now following you on Twitter

martha93 d @henryflower What perfume does your wife wear?

martha93 d @henryflower you naughty boy

lbloom Poor Dignam. RIP. Place gives me the willies.  Damn big rat I saw there.

lbloom @mylescrawford What will I tell Keyes?

mylescrawford @lbloom Tell him he can KMRIA!

lbloom: ELIJAH_IS_COMING is now following you on Twitter

breen Ace of Spades walking up the stairs. Horrible. Wife just laughed at me #dream

afriend23 @breen U. p: up

breen @afriend23 Oh god damn you to Hell!

breen: You have blocked afriend23

lbloom Just ate a delicious gorgonzola and mustard sandwich. Mmmm, feety. Burgundy. Good pick me up.

Corny_K Just heard that hot money is on #throwaway

agenbiteofinwit just joined a twibe. Visit http://www.twibes.com/group/HamletReadersGroup?v=0 to join

DublinViceRegal The Right Hon. William Humble, earl of Dudley received the hon. Mrs Paget, Miss de Courcy & Hon. Gerald Ward A D C

jjomolloy So where’s this flashmob then? #dublinflashmob

fr_conmee_SJ On my way to the flashmob #dublinflashmob

kernan Got my new coat on for the #dublinflashmob

malachi Just saw Parnell’s brother playing chess. Bet he’s not going to the #dublinflashmob

dillyD yay! lol #dublinflashmob

jwysenolan Where are you all? #dublinflashmob

lbloom Where all these people came from? Tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom. #songinmyhead

simondedalus Come, thou lost one, come, thou dear one, come to me! #songinmyhead

henryflower d @martha93 Why do you call me a naughty boy? Bye for today

lbloom La la la ree. I feel so sad today.

lbloom Ooop. Pardon me. Must be that Bur

lenehan what is a #throwaway and why is it a trending topic?

blyons @lenehan why don’t you ask @lbloom ? #throwaway

lenehan @blyons @ninetyeight ah so that’s the size of it! he’s got a few shekels on #throwaway

ninetyeight Is it that bloody whiteeyed kaffir? That never backed a horse in anger in his life? #irelandfortheirish

GertyHearts Evening is so beautiful, it makes my soul stir with all of its peaceful loveliness.

GertyHearts Ooo look – fireworks! 🙂

GertyHearts: lbloom is now following you on Twitter

agenbiteofinwit The aged sisters draw us into life: we wail, batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die: over us dead they bend.

vlynch @agenbiteofinwit @malachi Ah, get emo boy another drink, will you?

malachi @vlynch @agenbiteofinwit So where we off to then?

vlynch @agenbiteofinwit Pornosophical philotheology. Metaphysics in Mecklenburg Street!

vlynch: BritneyFuxx0r is now following you on Twitter

lbloom A man’s touch. Sad music. Church music. Perhaps here.

lbloom: zoe69 is now following you on Twitter

lbloom: Sweets0fSin is now following you on Twitter

lbloom: virag is now following you on Twitter

lbloom: bell0 is now following you on Twitter

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virag Viral Marketting! Dr1ve traffic to your Bl0g http://surf-me.83.ru/

Sweets0fSin has been suspended due to strange activity. Mosey along now, nothing to see here.

bell0 R U man enough for her? 1ncredible sizwe http://349.diuyne.we2rr.nu/

agenbiteofinwit They say I killed you, mother. He offended your memory. Cancer did it, not I. Destiny.

agenbiteofinwit: cancerpills23423 is now following you on Twitter

cancerpills23423 Beware God’s hand! Discount c1alis http://ap0.sd3.tv/

agenbiteofinwit Shite!

lbloom @agenbiteofinwit At what o’clock did you dine?

agenbiteofinwit @lbloom Some time yesterday.

lbloom @agenbiteofinwit Yesterday. Ah, you mean it’s after twelve! 🙂

agenbiteofinwit @lbloom The day before yesterday.

lbloom @agenbiteofinwit Wait what timezone are you again?

jaj @answerbot What parallel courses did @bloom and @agenbiteofinwit follow returning?

answerbot @jaj Answerbot isn’t sure what to do with your input.

jaj: you have blocked answerbot

lbloom He rests. He has travelled. Night, all.

mollyb Yes because he never did a thing like that before as to ask for breakfast in bed O Im randy and got my period and yes I said yes I will Yes

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4 responses to “The Tweets of Sin – Bloomsday on Twitter

  1. Brilliant!

    “afriend23 @breen U.p: up”

    Tee hee. Thanks for this one.

  2. fantastic! really funny stuff, man. -Rob

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  4. I read your post and wished I’d wriettn it

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