The Tweets of Sin – Bloomsday on Twitter

malachi LOL RT @agenbiteofinwit It is a symbol of Irish Art. The cracked lookingglass of a servant.

agenbiteofinwit @malachi Usurper.

malachi @agenbiteofinwit Ah, come off it Kinch, drinks tonight. Your shout!

agenbiteofinwit Marking. I hate marking. Little snotnosed fools.

agenbiteofinwit Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more, thought through my eyes.

agenbiteofinwit Signature of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot.

agenbiteofinwit Snotgreen, bluesilver, rust: coloured signs. Limits of the diaphane.

agenbiteofinwit Damn, why is it you’re unfollowing me whenever I get onto Aquinas. You illiterate cornerboys.

lbloom Yum, kidney for breakfast. Nice hams that woman in butcher’s had.

martha93: henryflower is now following you on Twitter

martha93 d @henryflower What perfume does your wife wear?

martha93 d @henryflower you naughty boy

lbloom Poor Dignam. RIP. Place gives me the willies.  Damn big rat I saw there.

lbloom @mylescrawford What will I tell Keyes?

mylescrawford @lbloom Tell him he can KMRIA!

lbloom: ELIJAH_IS_COMING is now following you on Twitter

breen Ace of Spades walking up the stairs. Horrible. Wife just laughed at me #dream

afriend23 @breen U. p: up

breen @afriend23 Oh god damn you to Hell!

breen: You have blocked afriend23

lbloom Just ate a delicious gorgonzola and mustard sandwich. Mmmm, feety. Burgundy. Good pick me up.

Corny_K Just heard that hot money is on #throwaway

agenbiteofinwit just joined a twibe. Visit to join

DublinViceRegal The Right Hon. William Humble, earl of Dudley received the hon. Mrs Paget, Miss de Courcy & Hon. Gerald Ward A D C

jjomolloy So where’s this flashmob then? #dublinflashmob

fr_conmee_SJ On my way to the flashmob #dublinflashmob

kernan Got my new coat on for the #dublinflashmob

malachi Just saw Parnell’s brother playing chess. Bet he’s not going to the #dublinflashmob

dillyD yay! lol #dublinflashmob

jwysenolan Where are you all? #dublinflashmob

lbloom Where all these people came from? Tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom. #songinmyhead

simondedalus Come, thou lost one, come, thou dear one, come to me! #songinmyhead

henryflower d @martha93 Why do you call me a naughty boy? Bye for today

lbloom La la la ree. I feel so sad today.

lbloom Ooop. Pardon me. Must be that Bur

lenehan what is a #throwaway and why is it a trending topic?

blyons @lenehan why don’t you ask @lbloom ? #throwaway

lenehan @blyons @ninetyeight ah so that’s the size of it! he’s got a few shekels on #throwaway

ninetyeight Is it that bloody whiteeyed kaffir? That never backed a horse in anger in his life? #irelandfortheirish

GertyHearts Evening is so beautiful, it makes my soul stir with all of its peaceful loveliness.

GertyHearts Ooo look – fireworks! 🙂

GertyHearts: lbloom is now following you on Twitter

agenbiteofinwit The aged sisters draw us into life: we wail, batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die: over us dead they bend.

vlynch @agenbiteofinwit @malachi Ah, get emo boy another drink, will you?

malachi @vlynch @agenbiteofinwit So where we off to then?

vlynch @agenbiteofinwit Pornosophical philotheology. Metaphysics in Mecklenburg Street!

vlynch: BritneyFuxx0r is now following you on Twitter

lbloom A man’s touch. Sad music. Church music. Perhaps here.

lbloom: zoe69 is now following you on Twitter

lbloom: Sweets0fSin is now following you on Twitter

lbloom: virag is now following you on Twitter

lbloom: bell0 is now following you on Twitter

zoe69 Nebrakada femininum teen bisexuals

virag Viral Marketting! Dr1ve traffic to your Bl0g

Sweets0fSin has been suspended due to strange activity. Mosey along now, nothing to see here.

bell0 R U man enough for her? 1ncredible sizwe

agenbiteofinwit They say I killed you, mother. He offended your memory. Cancer did it, not I. Destiny.

agenbiteofinwit: cancerpills23423 is now following you on Twitter

cancerpills23423 Beware God’s hand! Discount c1alis

agenbiteofinwit Shite!

lbloom @agenbiteofinwit At what o’clock did you dine?

agenbiteofinwit @lbloom Some time yesterday.

lbloom @agenbiteofinwit Yesterday. Ah, you mean it’s after twelve! 🙂

agenbiteofinwit @lbloom The day before yesterday.

lbloom @agenbiteofinwit Wait what timezone are you again?

jaj @answerbot What parallel courses did @bloom and @agenbiteofinwit follow returning?

answerbot @jaj Answerbot isn’t sure what to do with your input.

jaj: you have blocked answerbot

lbloom He rests. He has travelled. Night, all.

mollyb Yes because he never did a thing like that before as to ask for breakfast in bed O Im randy and got my period and yes I said yes I will Yes

4 responses to “The Tweets of Sin – Bloomsday on Twitter

  1. Brilliant!

    “afriend23 @breen U.p: up”

    Tee hee. Thanks for this one.

  2. fantastic! really funny stuff, man. -Rob

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  4. I read your post and wished I’d wriettn it

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