You tell me that you like “Don’t Stop Believing”, and that this makes you ashamed. Yet have I not taught you that the true rock snob is never ashamed, but is, rather, the cause of shame in others? Take then thy Journey mp3s and go in peace.
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Yes, life is brief, and full of many sorrows. But have you not seen the beauty of the sunrise, and the majesty of the heavens? And can you not hear the music of your soul, which sings to you of your heart’s desire, and inspires you to rise and proclaim your ecstasy in a mighty dance of joy? No, not now – people are looking! Honestly, it’s like I can’t take you anywhere.