Sunshine

TOUGH GUY: Oh no, the airlock has mysteriously blown!

PSYCH OFFICER: There are four of us stranded on this derelict spaceship, and only one spacesuit!

CAPTAIN: I must use the spacesuit, because I am the captain.

TOUGH GUY: No, Cillian Murphy must use the spacesuit, because he is a physicist and can Save the World.

PSYCH OFFICER: And besides, he’s SO BEAUTIFUL.

CAPTAIN: Oh, all right then. (Dies.)

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