TOUGH GUY: Oh no, the airlock has mysteriously blown!
PSYCH OFFICER: There are four of us stranded on this derelict spaceship, and only one spacesuit!
CAPTAIN: I must use the spacesuit, because I am the captain.
TOUGH GUY: No, Cillian Murphy must use the spacesuit, because he is a physicist and can Save the World.
PSYCH OFFICER: And besides, he’s SO BEAUTIFUL.
CAPTAIN: Oh, all right then. (Dies.)